Wednesday, September 24, 2003

No, no, it can't be!

The crime rate in Idaville is just about to skyrocket. Encyclopedia Brown is dead. It's a black, black day. There should be a moment of silence.

During his life, Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown never ceased to be a resource to the crimefighting public. In fact, just this year, Brown didn't find weapons of mass destruction when SecDef Rumsfeld sought his help.

Brown is survived by his ex-wife, Capt. Sally Kimball-Brown. There is no detail on where to send flowers or cards.

Edited to announce that, as Brown could have told us, had he still lived, there are no penguins at the North Pole.


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