Saturday, January 03, 2004


Thank you, lord, for Peter Jackson, WETA, and New Line Cinema. Thank you also, for the giant elephants, and a very irate dwarf. Thanks also to Pippin, Merry, and Sam, who made this film not just excellent, but extraordinary.

Counting down the days until I see this movie again.

Dear Airlines of America

With all due respect.. what the @#%%^& were you thinking!!! First, you search our bags, take our shoes off, and allow dogs to sniff our nether regions, you make us wait hours on the tarmac if we so much as have a Muhammad on board, and then you expect us to PAY FOR FOOD????!!